Happy Monday everyone! Yes, I wrote that in all sincerity. We all deserve a happy Monday – maybe video games can help with that. As you’d expect, Elden Ring’s recently released Shadow Of The Erdtree DLC remains this week’s Big Kahuna, with no obvious mega-releases on the horizon to break its stranglehold on the discourse, but I’ve got my latex-gloved hand in dipped the maternity pools and fished out a few promising oddities.